Hey, hey, hey. Sorry I'm late with this one, but big news last week. Don't worry about job losses and frozen raises. Don't worry about VAT and tax increases. It's all good because the really big news that should be concerning us all at this time is that the Prime Minister got a new cat.
Oh yes, you may be having trouble affording to keep a roof over your head or eating, but you can rest happy knowing that it's not all bad news out there. Still, the cat, who I believe is called Larry, might actually turn out to be quite smart. His first official act as a member of the Downing Street household was to rip the flesh off a reporter. Give that cat some extra treats!
Still, when he finally gets used to his new life of luxury and how to act with the proper etiquette, maybe he'll make some fairer decisions. The cat will also be fine.
I wish I could be as happy as Larry.
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